12 Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 beaten children

11 drive-by shootings

10 frozen homeless

9 amputations

8 burn victims

7 strangled shoppers

6 random knifings

5 suicides

4 beaten wives

3 O.D.'s

2 shattered skulls

and a drunk who drove into a tree.

Merry Christmas people! Song courtesy of Scrubs. Hiak hiak hiak. Don't you think this version better reflects the nature of today's society?