This Can't Be Lingerie

A guy came up with this sorry excuse for a piece of underwear.




No wonder it looks almost pornographic.

Please do not give me some rubbish that it feels like "nothing" and that it is guaranteed to hold up.

Yeah, it feels like nothing because it is nothing.

If you inserted the back part into your arsehole, it could probably act as a titillating sex toy.

So if any of you people want to give this a try, go check it out at

https://www.cstringdirect.com/product.php

It's affectionately named CString. What does the "c" stand for - cunt?