Thursday, September 03, 2009

The Swine Flu That Wasn't....


Here's the deal - I'm running a 38.6 degree Celcius fever, I've been alternating between massive flu and whooping cough, I'm fatigued and my muscles ache.


Unable to take the torment any longer, I finally succumb to visiting the doctor last night.


Even when presented with my symptoms, he calmly proclaimed that Swine Flu season was over and what I had was something else.


Except he never said what that something else was.


And he kept asking me if I was stressed, to the point where I was so stressed by the line of questioning that I had to yell "NO!"


Does anyone else smell a quack?


Well, at least he loaded me up with drugs and gave me 2 days MC.

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